Personally, I believe the Chairman would feel that way about the terrorists and would try to start something with them. If only he were around today...
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sounds like Frank
I got his from my grandpa today. There's a parody of the classic "Strangers in the Night" on that web page.
Personally, I believe the Chairman would feel that way about the terrorists and would try to start something with them. If only he were around today...
Personally, I believe the Chairman would feel that way about the terrorists and would try to start something with them. If only he were around today...
Friday, March 10, 2006
If This Doesn't Wake People Up...
I don't know what will.
Mona Charen at Townhall hit it right on the head with this column.
A fellow by the name of Matt Dubay, who is a 25-year-old computer programmer from Saginaw, Michigan, was rently ordered to pay $500 in child support for a duaghter he fatehr with is ex-girlfriend, who claimed that while they were together that she couldn't get pregnant.
Now, before you say "Pay up, you bum", chew on this; for years, feminists have ranted on and on about "reproductive rights", and that it's their body, etc, whereas men have been told that if you get a girl pregant, you should support the child.
Personally, I hope that he wins this suit.
As for myself, Tim knows what the consequences will be. We will get married, he will become a member of the church, and we will raise the baby together, if such a situation arose.
A fellow by the name of Matt Dubay, who is a 25-year-old computer programmer from Saginaw, Michigan, was rently ordered to pay $500 in child support for a duaghter he fatehr with is ex-girlfriend, who claimed that while they were together that she couldn't get pregnant.
Now, before you say "Pay up, you bum", chew on this; for years, feminists have ranted on and on about "reproductive rights", and that it's their body, etc, whereas men have been told that if you get a girl pregant, you should support the child.
Personally, I hope that he wins this suit.
As for myself, Tim knows what the consequences will be. We will get married, he will become a member of the church, and we will raise the baby together, if such a situation arose.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Farewell
I found out this morning that a regular poster on my Blogfather's site (as I am as well) passed away this week of a heart attack. Robert Kerr, better known as "StinKerr", or simply "Stin", was on his way from Ohio to Buffalo, New York when he was found dead in his car at a rest stop along I-71.
I didn't know a lot about him, but what I do is that he will sorely missed on that site.
I didn't know a lot about him, but what I do is that he will sorely missed on that site.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Is that all they got?
The new strategy for the Dhimmicrats in 2008 is not to vote Republcian because they're fat.
Hat Tip Misha
Gee, with a strategy like that, there's no way they're going to lose this election.
*sarcasm off*
Gee, with a strategy like that, there's no way they're going to lose this election.
*sarcasm off*
Monday, February 13, 2006
Where the hell do I begin?
Dang, it's been over a month since I last blogged.
Well, Justice Sam Alito got confirmed without much of a fight.
Dick Cheney also accidentally shot someone while hunting last weekend.
Muslims have their abiyahs in a knot over some cartoons published by a Danish newspaper that 1) Depicted Mohammed, and 2) Showed him with a bomb for a turban. All right, I'd be pissed if someone made a bad cartoon about Jesus, but I woudln't start a riot over it.
On the personal side of things, I'm off from work until I get cleared from a orthodpedist about my knee (long story), I'm back in school, am debating about changing churches (I'm Lutheran, and I might become a Nazarene), and I have a boyfriend.
I'll keep updating more often, but until next time, behave.
Well, Justice Sam Alito got confirmed without much of a fight.
On the personal side of things, I'm off from work until I get cleared from a orthodpedist about my knee (long story), I'm back in school, am debating about changing churches (I'm Lutheran, and I might become a Nazarene), and I have a boyfriend.
I'll keep updating more often, but until next time, behave.
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Planet of the Liberals?
Townhall Opinion Alert columnist Burt Prelustky put it best today in his column.
That sums up what I think as well. Read the rest, it's well worth it.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a liberal, and to have self- righteous blowhards like Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd and Charles Schumer, speaking for me. And then I wake up screaming.
That sums up what I think as well. Read the rest, it's well worth it.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Saturday, December 24, 2005
For all the dads out there
I have a question to pose to you dads who read this blog; what do you do if your daughter decides to marry someone for love?
If you were normal, you might be mad if the guy is a "dirt bag", in your opinion, or overjoyed if you like your son-in-law.
In Pakistan, though, youmurder her, and possbibly any sisters she has.
This just makes me sick.
I thought fathers were supposed to protect their daughters from this sort of thing, not kill them because they make you look bad.
I also thought the reason people get married are because they love eachother and want to spend the rest of their lives together, not because their parents micromanage every aspect of their lives.
For a while I joked about trying arranged marriage because I wanted to be settled down with a family by now, but I really despise it. I am not a big fan of the idea that who you are going to be spending the rest of your life with is decided as a child by your parents.
I guess that's just my evil Western attitude.
If you were normal, you might be mad if the guy is a "dirt bag", in your opinion, or overjoyed if you like your son-in-law.
In Pakistan, though, you
This just makes me sick.
I thought fathers were supposed to protect their daughters from this sort of thing, not kill them because they make you look bad.
I also thought the reason people get married are because they love eachother and want to spend the rest of their lives together, not because their parents micromanage every aspect of their lives.
For a while I joked about trying arranged marriage because I wanted to be settled down with a family by now, but I really despise it. I am not a big fan of the idea that who you are going to be spending the rest of your life with is decided as a child by your parents.
I guess that's just my evil Western attitude.
Merry Christmas
1. And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
2.(And this taxing was first made when Cyreneus was governor of Syria).
3. And all went to be taxed, everyone into his own city.
4. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazereth, into Judea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethelehem.
5. To be taxed with Mary, his espoused wife, being great with child.
6. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered
7. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; for there was no room for them in the inn.
8. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
9. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shown round about them: and they were sore afraid.
10. And the angel said unto them, "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
11. "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
12. "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger."
13. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying,
14. "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peace, goodwill toward men".
15. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into Heaven, the shepherds said one to another, "Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which has come to pass, which the Lord hath made know unto us."
16. And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.
17. And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them, concerning this child.
18. And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.
19. But Mary kept these things and pondered them in her heart.
20. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God, for all the that why had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.
Luke 2:1-20 (KJV)
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
2.(And this taxing was first made when Cyreneus was governor of Syria).
3. And all went to be taxed, everyone into his own city.
4. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazereth, into Judea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethelehem.
5. To be taxed with Mary, his espoused wife, being great with child.
6. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered
7. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; for there was no room for them in the inn.
8. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
9. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shown round about them: and they were sore afraid.
10. And the angel said unto them, "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
11. "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
12. "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger."
13. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying,
14. "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peace, goodwill toward men".
15. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into Heaven, the shepherds said one to another, "Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which has come to pass, which the Lord hath made know unto us."
16. And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.
17. And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them, concerning this child.
18. And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.
19. But Mary kept these things and pondered them in her heart.
20. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God, for all the that why had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.
Luke 2:1-20 (KJV)
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
There's a reason I changed my major...
And this is just as good as any.
="http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Church___State_Issues/">Teaching intelligent design is now banned in public schools in Pennsylvania.
Why?
It's "unconstitutional".
How?
It breeches the division between church and state.
Where in the Constituion was it? I don't see it anywhere. All I see is that there isn't any official religion.
For those of you wondering exactly what intelligent design is, it's basically the teaching that someone bigger than us made us.
Well, duh.
For me, I'm a Creationist. I believe what is said in Genesis is exactly what happened. I was taught it in school (I went to a Christian school K-8, and was home-schooled through high school). I wanted to become a high school teacher, but decided to change over to business management.
Now I'm glad I did.
Why?
It's "unconstitutional".
How?
It breeches the division between church and state.
Where in the Constituion was it? I don't see it anywhere. All I see is that there isn't any official religion.
For those of you wondering exactly what intelligent design is, it's basically the teaching that someone bigger than us made us.
Well, duh.
For me, I'm a Creationist. I believe what is said in Genesis is exactly what happened. I was taught it in school (I went to a Christian school K-8, and was home-schooled through high school). I wanted to become a high school teacher, but decided to change over to business management.
Now I'm glad I did.
A little late decorating
I decided to to a little late Christmas decorating, as evidenced by the nativity scene on the right side of my blog. I got it courtesy of Jay at Stop the ACLU.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but it just isn't Christmas unless you see a Nativity scene somewhere. I remember across the street from my old church, one of the members that lived across the street always put theirs out, without fail, just after Thanksgiving, and put it back right around Epiphany, which is January 6. Anyhow, I just figured I should put it up.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but it just isn't Christmas unless you see a Nativity scene somewhere. I remember across the street from my old church, one of the members that lived across the street always put theirs out, without fail, just after Thanksgiving, and put it back right around Epiphany, which is January 6. Anyhow, I just figured I should put it up.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Uh oh...
It looks like one of my picks, Gerald Ford, is in the hospital
Oh, but guess what?
Let's hope that he sticks around for at least another 18 days, 19 to be on the safe side.
I want to get at least one score this year.
Oh, but guess what?
Ford, 92, was admitted to Eisenhower Medical Center late Monday and was expected to be released Wednesday, spokeswoman Penny Circle said from Ford's Rancho Mirage office about 110 miles east of Los Angeles
Let's hope that he sticks around for at least another 18 days, 19 to be on the safe side.
I want to get at least one score this year.
Monday, December 12, 2005
The Intifada is moving
It looks like the Intifadas that happened last month in France and Belgium have moved Down Under
This is what happens when you ban private ownership of weapons, and when immigrants won't assimilate into their new society. So liberals, take note. Do you really want riots to happen? No? Then don't take away our weapons, for one thing.
This is what happens when you ban private ownership of weapons, and when immigrants won't assimilate into their new society. So liberals, take note. Do you really want riots to happen? No? Then don't take away our weapons, for one thing.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Leave to him...
Saddam is turning his war-crimes trial into a three-ring circus
First, his lawyers drop like flies, then there's Ramsey Clark with his non-defense of "this whole thing is illegal", Saddam tells the judge to "go to hell", and now...
he decides not to show up
Here's the kicker as to why...
He hasn't gotten any clean underwear!!!
There are a few things that you can do about that.
Buy some more, wash what you have, or (the gross option) go commando.
Can't we just shoot him and get it overwith?
First, his lawyers drop like flies, then there's Ramsey Clark with his non-defense of "this whole thing is illegal", Saddam tells the judge to "go to hell", and now...
Here's the kicker as to why...
He hasn't gotten any clean underwear!!!
There are a few things that you can do about that.
Buy some more, wash what you have, or (the gross option) go commando.
Can't we just shoot him and get it overwith?
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Bloody surveys...
I got this food questionaire from Elisson I saw it and just had to participate.
I’ve shown my preferences in boldface, with commentary as appropriate.
CHEESE or CHOCOLATE? No contest. It's more nurtitious, and I'm not that big of a chocolate person
BLUEBERRIES or STRAWBERRIES? No contest, for me.
COFFEE or TEA? Coffee gets the nod, but I like ’em both.
CORN MUFFIN or ENGLISH MUFFIN? English Muffins rule!!
PANCAKES or FRENCH TOAST? If I gotta choose.
YOGURT or CREAM CHEESE? If I’m eating it by itself.
RICE or PASTA?
CAKE or PIE?
GROUND BEEF or GROUND TURKEY? Turkey's a lot better, nad my mom got me hooked on it ever since she went on Weight Watchers
HOT DOGS or HAMBURGERS?
JELLY or MARMALADE? Was never big on oranges...
AMERICAN CHEESE or SWISS CHEESE?
DIET SODA or NO SODA? I'd rather go without than to be subjected to that diet crap!!
LEMONADE or ICED TEA? Why not both at the same time, Mr. Palmer?
CHERRIES or GRAPES?
CHOCOLATE QUIK or STRAWBERRY QUIK? You gotta be fucking kidding.
WAFFLES or PANCAKES? Aw, c’mon, I gotta pick just one?
WHITE BREAD or WHOLE-GRAIN/WHEAT BREAD?
PEAS or CARROTS? I like ’em both.
PUDDING or FRUIT-FLAVORED GELATIN? They're both good
COLD CEREAL or HOT CEREAL? Again, I like ’em both.
KETCHUP or MUSTARD? Mustard stings my lips, with the exception of hot dogs.
MUSTARD or MAYONNAISE? See above.
MAYONNAISE or KETCHUP? You had to make me choose...
BLACK OLIVES or GREEN OLIVES? GAAAAAHHH!!!! Neither
ONION or GARLIC? Can't stand either one.
PLAIN BARBECUE or BARBECUE WITH SAUCE? Assuming you mean beef brisket or sausage. Ribs, I prefer without the goop.
SCRAMBLED EGGS or FRIED EGGS?
EGGS or EGG REPLACEMENTS?
MEAT or VEGETABLES? No frickin’ contest. A Vegan I’m not.
CHINESE TAKE-OUT or PIZZA? I know, Chinese would be healthier...
SUSHI or DELI SANDWICH? Never had sushi, but the thought of eating food that should probably be cooked grosses me out.
WHITE CLAM CHOWDER or RED CLAM CHOWDER?
KEY LIME PIE or LEMON MERINGUE PIE?
PIE & ICE CREAM or CAKE & ICE CREAM?
WHIPPED CREAM or CAKE FROSTING?
HONEY or MAPLE SYRUP?
I’ve shown my preferences in boldface, with commentary as appropriate.
CHEESE or CHOCOLATE? No contest. It's more nurtitious, and I'm not that big of a chocolate person
BLUEBERRIES or STRAWBERRIES? No contest, for me.
COFFEE or TEA? Coffee gets the nod, but I like ’em both.
CORN MUFFIN or ENGLISH MUFFIN? English Muffins rule!!
PANCAKES or FRENCH TOAST? If I gotta choose.
YOGURT or CREAM CHEESE? If I’m eating it by itself.
RICE or PASTA?
CAKE or PIE?
GROUND BEEF or GROUND TURKEY? Turkey's a lot better, nad my mom got me hooked on it ever since she went on Weight Watchers
HOT DOGS or HAMBURGERS?
JELLY or MARMALADE? Was never big on oranges...
AMERICAN CHEESE or SWISS CHEESE?
DIET SODA or NO SODA? I'd rather go without than to be subjected to that diet crap!!
LEMONADE or ICED TEA? Why not both at the same time, Mr. Palmer?
CHERRIES or GRAPES?
CHOCOLATE QUIK or STRAWBERRY QUIK? You gotta be fucking kidding.
WAFFLES or PANCAKES? Aw, c’mon, I gotta pick just one?
WHITE BREAD or WHOLE-GRAIN/WHEAT BREAD?
PEAS or CARROTS? I like ’em both.
PUDDING or FRUIT-FLAVORED GELATIN? They're both good
COLD CEREAL or HOT CEREAL? Again, I like ’em both.
KETCHUP or MUSTARD? Mustard stings my lips, with the exception of hot dogs.
MUSTARD or MAYONNAISE? See above.
MAYONNAISE or KETCHUP? You had to make me choose...
BLACK OLIVES or GREEN OLIVES? GAAAAAHHH!!!! Neither
ONION or GARLIC? Can't stand either one.
PLAIN BARBECUE or BARBECUE WITH SAUCE? Assuming you mean beef brisket or sausage. Ribs, I prefer without the goop.
SCRAMBLED EGGS or FRIED EGGS?
EGGS or EGG REPLACEMENTS?
MEAT or VEGETABLES? No frickin’ contest. A Vegan I’m not.
CHINESE TAKE-OUT or PIZZA? I know, Chinese would be healthier...
SUSHI or DELI SANDWICH? Never had sushi, but the thought of eating food that should probably be cooked grosses me out.
WHITE CLAM CHOWDER or RED CLAM CHOWDER?
KEY LIME PIE or LEMON MERINGUE PIE?
PIE & ICE CREAM or CAKE & ICE CREAM?
WHIPPED CREAM or CAKE FROSTING?
HONEY or MAPLE SYRUP?
Another year, another dead pool
Today is December 1.
Do you know what that means?
Time for anotherDead Pool !!!
Yes, His Royal Crappieness, Laurence Simon, is accepting rosters for the 2006 Dead Pool.
This is going to be my first year on the Dead Pool, so it should be interesting to see how long it takes for somebody on my roster to die.
Here's how it works:
-You pick fifteen people. They must be human, and at least eighteen years old. The best picks would be ones who are old, in failing health, are living too close to the edge, or you just plain hate.
-Throughout the year, you watch to see who dies.
-You win prizes!!
-You must blog about these people at least once a month.
If you are blogging, and are interested, click on the link above.
Do you know what that means?
Time for another
Yes, His Royal Crappieness, Laurence Simon, is accepting rosters for the 2006 Dead Pool.
This is going to be my first year on the Dead Pool, so it should be interesting to see how long it takes for somebody on my roster to die.
Here's how it works:
-You pick fifteen people. They must be human, and at least eighteen years old. The best picks would be ones who are old, in failing health, are living too close to the edge, or you just plain hate.
-Throughout the year, you watch to see who dies.
-You win prizes!!
-You must blog about these people at least once a month.
If you are blogging, and are interested, click on the link above.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
One score and one years ago today...
Another Annoying Little Twit came into the world!!!
Twenty-one years ago today, at 6:30 A.M, I was born by Caesarian section at West Suburban Medical Center in Oak Park, Illinois. Two weeks later, I was baptized Jennifer Leah Clark at Emmaus Lutheran Church in Chicago.
I will be celebrating with my best friend, Barb (a.k.a,annoyinglittletwerp at an Irish pub in downtown Chicago. I am not going to get crazy, and yes, I will eat something. I may be reletively new to drinking, but I am not stupid.
Twenty-one years ago today, at 6:30 A.M, I was born by Caesarian section at West Suburban Medical Center in Oak Park, Illinois. Two weeks later, I was baptized Jennifer Leah Clark at Emmaus Lutheran Church in Chicago.
I will be celebrating with my best friend, Barb (a.k.a,
Friday, October 07, 2005
Well, well, well
A lot of people questioned my decision to root for the Angels in the playoffs.
All I have to say is WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?????
Yes, the Angels tied up series Wednesday night, beating the Bronx Buffoons 5-3.
I just hope Randy Johnson has a bad night and they walk all over him.
Let's break out the rally monkeys and win it all, like we did three years ago.
GO ANGELS!!!!
All I have to say is
Yes, the Angels tied up series Wednesday night, beating the Bronx Buffoons 5-3.
I just hope Randy Johnson has a bad night and they walk all over him.
Let's break out the rally monkeys and win it all, like we did three years ago.
GO ANGELS!!!!
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Happy Days Are Here!!!
John Roberts is now Chief Justice Roberts . The Senate voted to confirm him 78-22. The naysayers included the regular suspects (Boxer, Durbin, Kennedy, Kerry, Obama, Schumer).
Hopefully, this will turn things around (meaning, Roe v. Wade among other things) and get the SCOTUS to clean up their act.
I can hardly wait for him to get to work.
Hopefully, this will turn things around (meaning, Roe v. Wade among other things) and get the SCOTUS to clean up their act.
I can hardly wait for him to get to work.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
It's Gotten Worse
Rita has been uprgraded to a Catergory 4 and is paced to make landfall on the southwestern coast of Texas (Houston, Galveston, et al) Friday night.
My advice to everyone in the area; pack up what you need to (clothes, hygeine items, medicines, any pet needs, etc) and get the hell out of there.
NOW.
AndLaurence , this means you as well.
My advice to everyone in the area; pack up what you need to (clothes, hygeine items, medicines, any pet needs, etc) and get the hell out of there.
NOW.
And
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