He's Back

Achmed the Dead Terrorist is back, and spreading some holiday cheer the only way he knows how.

Turkey Day

On the

Rott

, Misha, the Empress, and the gang are mulling over what they're thankful for.

Here's my list:

-I'm here in the good ol' USofA, where I can go to church without fear of being killed or beaten within an inch of my life.
-I came out of the accident I was in in March alive, and able to walk, drive, work, and have children.
-A wonderful boyfriend that I love to death, and that loves me.
-A great family that loves me, and (as much as they drive me crazy at times), that I love.
-The extended family that is my church, especially my pastor's little ones.
-My online friends, as weird as some of them may be.
-My best friend Barb, who encouraged me to join the military, and gets me out of the house once in a while.
-Having a job, and my physical needs being met (food, clothing, shelter).
-My contemporaries overseas, that are away from their loved ones so I can be able to do those things.
-Those veterans that have gone before me.
-Being able to read and write.

What The Hell Were They Thinking...

When they

enlisted?

I know that no one likes the aspect of having to go to war and break things, but if someone goes in only for the college money (which I seriously could care less about-I only went to school at first to make my parents happy), then they should seriously reconsider enlisting.

What really got me was this:

"My personal opinion is the only way to stop desertions is to change the climate ... how they are living and doing what they need to do," said Wallace, adding that good officers and more attention from Army leaders could "go a long way to stemming desertions."

Do you really think that will work, sir?

If you ask me, what would really work is make an example out of each and every one of these cowards and give them a courts-martial in the field, then execute them.

It's not just me saying that, it's the punishment in accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

UPDATE:

Color me surprised

.

Exactly something I should expect from the lamestream media. They're so hell-bent on us losing this war that they'll pull out all the stops to do so.

Yet people wonder why I don't watch the news on TV or read the paper.

I Forgot Again

Yesterday was Veterans Day (it's being observed today), but I think the comic strip below should sum up every American's feelings


I personally know many veterans: My dad (Army), my grandpa (Air Force), my pastor (Army), my godfather (Navy), my "adopted grandpa" (Marines), my best friend's husband (Marines, Army), another gentleman in my church (Marines), and a colleague (Navy).

To those men above, and those vets I don't know, I thank you for your service.

Absolutely Hillarious

Spew alert!

Great video

that has a "dead" terrorist".

Be sure to swallow all liquids in your mouth before you watch it.

They Got It!

The Chicago Cubs just clinched

the NL Central Division

It looked like it was going to be a typically terrible season at first, but they got it together, and they are going to the playoffs.

Great job, Cubbies.

I Meant to Post This Before

This just came to my attention again while chatting with my boyfriend.

I'm wondering how they got a hold of so much hydrogen peroxide without raising a red flag. I mean, no one can be that accident prone.

I'm also glad that I'm not stationed there right now.

Well...

Tomorrow's the day that I've been waiting for.

It's the day that

Fred!

will announce that he's running for president.

He will also be on Jay Leno tonight.

Hold on to your hats, it's going to be quite a ride.

What a Bunch of Whiners

It's really starting to get annoying.

New Orleans

is lagging behind Biloxi for one reason: Too many people expecting handouts from the government.

Mississippians and Alabamans aren't whining because they're too busy rebuilding their homes. Galvestonians were smart and got out of there before Katrina hit.

And if I hear the mantra that it's Bush's fault, I am going to scream, because it just isn't so.

Why didn't Nagin get off of his butt and get things rolling when the storm was about to hit? Why didn't Kathleen Blanco spend the money that was supposed to help get Louisiana up and running on that instead of on office furniture? I guess I should have expected it from them.

Ticks me off.

Grrr...

First Fred! says that he's going to announce right after the 4th of July.

Then he says that he's going to hold off announcing until the middle of July.

Now he's delaying it even

further

Enough of the teasing, just announce!!

That'll Teach 'Em

At least, I hope it does.

The most idiotic

bill in the history of this country

got defeated in the Senate.

I hope they learned their lesson ,which is to listen to you consituents.

I Can't Believe This

A few weeks ago, the Senate tried to get a bill through that would have granted legal status to millions of criminals (aka illegal aliens).

The American people spoke, and it was shot down rather quickly.

However, rather than getting the message and dropping the damn thing like a lead balloon, they decided to get it through AGAIN. So once again, the American people hit the computers and phone lines and told them to knock it off with this stupid bill.

However, the Senate instead decided to

end debate and put it to a vote.

What I would like to know is where the hell they get off going against the wishes of the American people that ELECTED them and get this bill written in the first place.

Misha

has a list of the traitors that are determined to get this piece of crap through and send this country to Hell in a handbasket.

It looks like it's time we hit the reset button.

Bwahaha

You gotta love

Tex

at Whacking Day.

And, no, Tex, I don't think he'll respond.

The Longest Day

62 years ago today, our brave men stormed the beaches of Normandy and began the spanking of Hitler and his buddies. Yet again,

Misha

can articulate it better than I can.

What he said about the press fit my sentiments exactly. We need our leaders in Washington to just sit back and let our men and women do their jobs, which is to kick some jihadi ass.

Some Really Bad News

I found out yesterday that one of my blogfathers,

Allan

at Barking Moonbat, was found dead in his townhouse in St Louis.

I really have no idea what to say about this, except that my condolences go out to his sons, Sean and David, and his half-brother, Brian.

We will miss you, Skipper.

Before you kill me...

I'm sorry that I didn't post anything for Memorial Day (i know, bad me), but I shall make up for it now.

Once again,

Misha

knows just what to say.

For those that have gone before me, I thank you.

Finally

Well, it looks like

Fred!

decided to quit teasing and run.

You definitely have my vote.

Now let's kick on Demoncrat ass.

Good News

I had court regarding my ticket in the car accident Monday. It got dismissed.

What I really thought was odd, though, was the kid that hit me showed up to court, but he refused to testify against me. I think he only went because his mom made him, as I saw who was apparently his mom there as well.

In Honor of Our Allies

Emperor Misha is honoring our allies Down Under that are fighting alongside us in Iraq today, for

ANZAC Day

, which is the Aussie and New Zealand equivalent to our Memorial Day.

I salute you, mates.

Random Top Ten

All right ,

Elisson

is posting his typical Friday Random Top Ten list from his iPod.

I don't have one, mind you, but I do have a big mp3 player, so I'm contributing.

1.April Skies-Jesus and Mary Chain
2.Cornerstore-Dogstar
3.Goodbye Stranger-Supertramp
4.Gold-Spandau Ballet
5.The Blower's Daughter-Damien Rice
6.In a Big Country-Big Country
7.Eye in the Sky-Allan Parson's Project
8.This Year's Love-David Gray
9.Crush-Dave Matthews Band
10.Jungle Love-Steve Miller Band

Three of them have a special significance to a very special fellow I met online a few months ago (he knows one, he'll have to guess at the rest).