:::Summoning Rush Limbaugh::::

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:::Rush Limbaugh off:::

A couple things to put out

First, Dick Durbin is officially an asshat. He recently referred to our brave men and women in the armed forces as

Nazis

.

Excuse me? I am in the service, and I know I haven't been in Iraq and I have only been in for a year, but I don't remember herding any so-called "undesirables" (Jews, Poles, Russians, Gypsies, intellectuals, dissidents, handicapped persons, and homosexuals) to places like Auschwitz, Bergen-Belsen, Treblinka, or Dacau. This guy is supposed to be representing my state. All he seems to be doing is making a complete ass of himself.

This man is one of the reasons that I want to get out of the People's Republic of Ill-Annoy. As my friend Barb (a.k.a annoyinglittletwerp)put it, a bottle cap can be put on the ballot and win if it says "Democrat" by their name (or some words to that effect).

Second, I'm looking into doing the

Blogathon

I will have the day off from work and I don't have drill that weekend, so I son't think it will be a problem. I will probably just be looking for stuff and bloga bout that and have the proceeds benefit my church, the Lutheran Church of the Redeemer.

Two things

I have two things to get out here...

First, Wacko Jacko was cleared of all ten charges levied against him. I was hoping he would at least been convicted on at least one count of giving minors alcohol (he ADMITTED to giving them "Jesus juice" for crying out loud!!), but I guess you could now call him the "Teflon Pedophile".

Next, today is Flag Day and the

230th birthday of the United States Army

(can I hear a giant HOOAH out there?) Yes, Old Glory has been flying proudly over the land of the free and the home of the brave and men and women have been given the chance to be all that they could be for 230 years.

Tell me something I don't know

I found out something that I already knew, but just had confirmed to me yesterday:

JOHN KERRY DID TERRIBLE IN SCHOOL!!!

Gee, that picture isn't all that flattering. He looks like he was either taking a crap or drunk.